*camera fades in to me piling up all kinds of junk in my bed*
As you can see, it is building its nest right now.
*cut to me wrapping myself in the blanket with only my face and arms visible so I can operate my computer, every now and then some vapour from my ecig comes out of the bundle*
It is now preparing for hibernation.
*cut to me surfing the internet, download tons of shit I don’t need*
But it will procrastinate even hibernation until the winter is over again. This is why this fragile and fascinating species is going extinct.
Oh the wonders of nature.
Meanwhile, on the otherside of the world, we see another variety of tumblr user.
*cut to me playing animal crossing*
The wild Patrick is said to be one of the most impressive procrastinators of the tumblr kingdom, able to complete entire essays within a fortnight.
*cut to me switching game cards*
Right now, the Patrick is procrastinating with a mental stimulant, a common practice for its kind.
A shitty creature, the Patrick.
I’d actually love for more people to add on to this or send each other such snippets :D
Far north and east of the wild Patrick, the eccentric Alex roams its home with a sheet wrapped around instead of the standard pants.
*cuts to me rummaging in the kitchen and bringing back bags of chips and cans of sprite to room*
This creature is known for snacking, rarely ingesting full meals and preferring small snacks and drinks to be near at all times.
*cuts to me scribbling on my tablet pc and hissing at the rising sun*
One of the few beings on the planet without any semblance of a circadian rhythm, this strange animal sleeps without regard to the sun’s dance across the sky. This makes for its comrades having a hard time waking it when it actually does enter sleep.
Here we see it lamenting the lateness of the hour and continuing to draw things from the SNK series AU it had created with another Alex. What a strange breed.
*the whole Earth is turning around, zooming back to Germany* Whereas that we already travelled through the whole planet, back to that country, where our rise began. In South-Germany, you can see a little girl called Voldemond. Please note her egghead, a prove, that there’s more brain than other species, meaning not, that she is more intelligent than other.
*zooming to a sleeping Voldemond* Here you can see Voldemond in its natural habiat. Sometimes she’s snoring. Note her sleeping position, her agility is not given, if she awake. Oh look, slowly she awake.
*filming a Voldemond who looks pretty drowsy and grumpy, starting the computer* Better we cut, she’s a morning grouch…
*cut, now you can see Voldemond from behind in the bathroom, looking out of the window* Now she looks trough this small window in that cruel world outside. Her mother and friend have breakfast outside, but Voldemond is patient and hopes, that somewhat is left over from the baker. The chance is 50/50.
*the camera follows Voldemond back to her room and sitting down to her monitors* Usually always she’s sitting there the whole spare time she has in front of her computer, procastination at it best example. Voldemond had set up her pc to login and start her browser automatically, so she just have to push the power button and during booting she doesn’t have to do anything, just wait.
*not that far away - west Germany - zooming in to a wild tumblr-duck* Well here we can find a wild tumblr-duck and his natural habbits. The species doesn’t differ that much in other tumblr species.
*cut to me, my head lying on the kitchen table in front of my laptop*
As you can see the tumblr-duck also procrastinates a lot. We’ve discovered that it’s really willing to get things done most of the time but it can’t motivate itselfe.
*cut to me - smoking a cigarette, standing in the rain* Wow - we’re relly glad to get those scene. The tumblr-duck will become extinct because of his big chance of suicide and his fear of medication.
*camera switches to the narrator*
And that’s it. This Boring species doesn’t really differ in other tumblr species and because it’s that boring we couldn’t fill up 45minutes of our Airtime. Thanks for watching this Episode of “Tumblr - great species of mother Nature”
I’ll stream my commission for SlimesHD, and you are all invited to watch! The conversation between SlimesHD and me will mostly be in German, so I apologise for that up front, but I might answer questions and comments from the livestream chat in English. ^^
So if you’re a nice person, you’ll watch this livestream ò.ó Seriously - do it <>____<>